Starts with group of friends watching Scream on TV.
Everyone is making fun of it, and playing around during the movie.

Girl: “That’s stupid, if I were being chased, I wouldn’t run upstairs, I’d go right out the front door!
Steve: “We’ll see.
(group pauses and stares at Steve)
Girl: “You’re weird Steve…”
(steve glares at girl, as everyone goes back to watching movie)

(Everyone recoils in disgust of murder shown on TV)
Girls: “Ewwwww…..”
Phil: “Grooooooooooss…..”
Steve: (grins)

Girls start playing with Phil, maybe teasing him or something, but basically having fun with him. Steve glares ominously. He stands up.

Steve: Well, I gotta go. I got a ‘killer’ test tomorrow. I’ll be working all night long. (looks down) ….all night long….. (everyone looks at Steve oddly) Catch ya later, fools.

Gang finishes movie. Everyone leaves except one girl (cause she lives there!)
Before he leaves, Phil tells the girl he’ll see her later.

Girl cleans up dishes….brings them to the kitchen.
Show counter with knife
Camera pans away following girl
Girls returns to counter and the knife is gone
Girl plays some music on the CD player
Phone rings.
Girl turns off music.

Girl: Hello?
Phil’s voice: Hey, I left my wallet there somewhere. I’ll be back in a few minutes to get it.
Girl: Okay, I’ll go through it and make sure there’s no money left.
Phil: Ha, ha, very funny. Okay, see ya in a few.

Girl plays some music on the CD player
Phone rings.
Girl turns off music.

Girl: What now Phil?
Phil’s voice: Ooops, wrong number.
Girl: Who were you trying to call?
Phil: Someone….. (dodging the question)
Girl: Come on now who was it? (playful)
Phil: I dunno. I forget.
Girl: Okay, Doofus, just see if you can remember where you left your wallet. I don’t see it here anywhere.
Phil: (surprised) Uh, ok, catch ya later fool.

Girl shakes he head and hangs up the phone. Goes to the bathroom and freshens up a little, comes out and see a masked figure at the end of the hall.

Girl: Ha ha, that’s great Phil. Come on take of the mask, find your wallet and get going. It’s getting late. How did you get in her anyways (glancing at the locked door)

BadGuy: (holds a device to his mouth and talks in Phil’s voice) I never left.
Girl: Uh, okay, that’s funny….errr, yeah……. (turns away from the would-be-Phil, and starts to walk towards the phone and is about it pick it up
BadGuy: Who are you going to call?
Girl: I dunno. I forget
BadGuy: Okay, Doofus, see if you can remember…..(pulls out knife) how to scream! (runs after girl)
Girl shieks and runs to the door, but it’s locked, so she runs upstairs!

Fight upstairs

Girls runs downstairs, and gets away from the killer. But finds Phil. Relieve, she goes with him saying there’s a killer in the house. (shows him cut on her arm or something)
Phil tells to stay behind him and they walk around, and find the costume and voice changer. Girl finds it has no batteries and knows Phil is the killer. She attacks him from behind and beats him up. Then Steve appears with another voice changer and a knife.

Steve: (using Phil’s voice) It’s midnight……time for my killer test. Laughing as he walks towards the camera. (fade to black)